Nearly every show we go to has half-naked ladies running around marketing the latest automotive gadget. This gives us plenty of opportunities to test our best pick-up lines -- real proven winners like, "Hi, I'm a magazine editor with no hope of ever making any real money," or, "Wow! Are those real? Can I touch 'em?" We're not sure why, but we just haven't hit pay dirt - until now. We bumped into Bree and found out she doesn't actually like us, but she likes Jeeps. We hired her so we could keep staring. You can ask her questions and stare at her picture. Run your best pick-up line by her, find out what the hottest Jeep is, or maybe get some beauty and waxing tips like Editor Cappa did. Write 'em up or type them in to:
Jp Magazine
Ask Bree Three
6420 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
or e-mail askbreethree@yahoo.com.
For more pics and info about Jp's new staffer, check out www.breeonline.com.
1) Who's your favorite Star Trek captain?
Ferris Weatherby
Boston, Massachusetts
Well, I have to say Captain Pike. He had a bad-ass wheelchair and was the original captain of the USS Enterprise. Years later, he was severely injured by a malfunctioning warp reactor on a J-class starship.
2)Would you rather ride in a beat-up old Jeep or a sweet '06 Honda Civic that gets 28 mpg?
Phil McRae
Copy Editor, Jp Magazine
I would rather be caught dead in a beat-up, on-its-last-leg Jeep! Gas mileage is for wimps.
3)Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Ronald McDonald?
Chuck Blatherly
San Antonio, Texas
What the heck, are you crazy!? Chuck Norris all the way, baby! Heck, I could kick Ronald McDonald's ass. The only way I could see Ronald McDonald winning a fight would be for him to pull Chuck Norris's shirt over his head and beat him to death with one of his big red shoes.