Nearly every show we go to has half-naked ladies running around marketing the latest automotive gadget. This gives us plenty of opportunities to test our best pick-up lines -- real proven winners like, "Hi, I'm a magazine editor with no hope of ever making any real money," or, "Wow! Are those real? Can I touch 'em?" We're not sure why, but we just haven't hit pay dirt - until now. We bumped into Bree and found out she doesn't actually like us, but she likes Jeeps. We hired her so we could keep staring. You can ask her questions and stare at her picture. Run your best pick-up line by her, find out what the hottest Jeep is, or maybe get some beauty and waxing tips like Editor Cappa did. Write 'em up or type them in to:
Jp Magazine
Ask Bree Three
6420 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
or e-mail askbreethree@yahoo.com.
For more pics and info about Jp's new staffer, check out www.breeonline.com.
1)What is your favorite horror movie?
Cass Huss
Conowingo, Maryland
I love scary movies. There are so many out there that I like from the classics-stupid and down-right lock-the-door-and-hide-under-the-sheets horror flicks. Sometimes I wish every day was Halloween, so we could eat candy and spook ourselves silly all the time. Here are a few of my favorites: "Alien," "Halloween," "Friday the 13th," "Jaws," "Candyman," "The Shining," "Hostel," "The Ring," "Pet Cemetery," "Children of the Corn," and "Poltergeist." I hope that there are many more to come!
2)If you could be invisible what would you do?
Douglas S. Dahl
Umatilla, Oregon
While being invisible offers a range of opportunities, it just seems so sneaky to me that I feel uncomfortable even thinking about it. It seems that being invisible would lead a lot of people to eavesdrop and use it as a negative power. If I had a super power it would definitely be used to help people, not hurt them.
3)Which one of your toes is longer, your big toe or the one next to it?
Tom Bowles
Bonne Terre, Missouri
I must say that my feet are one of my best assets. I have such cute little piggies. They are well taken care of, and nothing is better than a full spa pedicure. My toes align nicely in descending order, so my big toe is the longest of the bunch on both feet.