I just got the latest issue of your rag. I have to inform you that I will not be renewing my subscription. At least not until my current subscription expires in January '07. Why waste the money now? The November '05 cover shot of the Hot Dog truck laying on its side and smoking is great. I have a suggestion. Why don't you get rid of Bree and get a real, live hottie to drool over? Bree is obviously a computer-generated image dreamt up by Cappa or Hazel's sick, twisted imagination. No way could those be real. But, boy, do I have to give you credit for your fantasies. Holy cow!
By the way, did Intern Tim finally wise up and tell you guys to shove it, or did you manage to kill him off?
Doug Hazard
St. Paul, Minnesota
Tim? Oh, he'll be one of the raffle prizes we give away someday. He's in storage for now. That reminds us, we need to clean his cage one of these days.
Like always, I get excited every month to get my Jp Magazine. Who doesn't? I pulled the July '05 issue out of my mailbox, and there it was on the cover, Ask Bree Three. I thought, finally a chick talking about Jeeps. It was about damn time you guys got around to figuring out that chicks actually wheel and work on their own rigs. I was so proud of Jp Magazine for a moment.
I quickly opened up to Ask Bree Three, excited to hear what another kindred soul had to say. So what if Bree was sprawled out in a bikini? There is nothing wrong with being beautiful. Hell, if I didn't spend all my money on my Jeep, I'd buy some silicone too.
I started to read what Bree had to say. Three questions and three answers that have nothing to do with Jeeps. Are you serious? You really had me fooled there.
Will I stop reading your magazine? NO! I like Jp Magazine. I like the articles, I like the humor, and I get a lot of good information. I will, however, choose not to read Ask Bree Three. As a matter of fact, if you are not going to put in a chick who actually knows anything about Jeeps, then I will have to take matters into my own hands. Cappa, look forward to monthly letters from a chick who wheels her Jeep, who works on her Jeep, and who even works on a friend's Jeep for him!
Shayna
Morgan Hill, California
Sooo Shayna, if you're sending us letters all the time does that make you our girlfriend? Ya know, we didn't get one this month. Are you cheating, or did you break up with us already?
What the hell do you guys do when you can't wheel or work on your rigs? I'm going to college now and my unfinished CJ is sitting in my parents' garage 500 miles down south. I'm going crazy!
Name withheld
Via e-mail
Hmmm, I guess I would get a job making, oh, I dunno, maybe like $250,000 a year so I can pay someone to work on my rig. Then I'd take vacations all the time to go wheeling. Anybody wanna pay me a bunch of money to do nothing?
Talk about half ass. I had to laugh when Mike Herbert (Mailbag, Dec. '05) wrote that a Wrangler is a poor excuse for a Jeep, and then later stated that he wouldn't bash them to anyone who owned one?! Take it from me, as someone who recently sold a slightly modded KJ for a new '06 Rubicon, this is the typical idiot who owns a Liberty. I spent about a year on one of the most popular KJ Web sites and discovered that most of the people who own KJs are whiney, sissy, bedwetting idiots. Although, I originally purchased my KJ (at the time) for practical reasons. I really wanted a TJ. So now that I've decided to withdraw myself from those mall-rated, seat-covering @$$holes and built a real Jeep, I just wanted to let the other readers of Jp know that Mike Herbert is the poster child for Liberty owners. Oh, and as for Jp itself, one more pat on the back won't hurt, John. Besides, you did say we should laugh more ... Well we're all laughing at that idiot!
J. A. Foreman
Naperville, Illinois