Although Hollywood acknowledges Clark Kent's rural upbringing, it has glossed over his redneck roots by perpetuating the image of a nerdly bookworm with thick glasses. However, recently discovered photographs lay waste to this pedantic vision, showing a young Superman entertaining throngs of Billy Bobs by lifting a Jeep off the ground with only his thumb for a few bucks and a sixer of Old Milwaukee.
It has been common practice since World War I for military snipers to don a ghillie suit to better camouflage themselves and blend in with their environment. Unfortunately, the commute to work can be a bitch for snipers assigned to cow duty.
Tired of searching for a rest area for your sweetie during those long, romantic country drives? Do you suffer from shyness or an unreasonable fear of bugs? Are you cursed with a small bladder and just think it's icky to go outdoors? Then you need Porta-Biffy. Yes, Porta-Biffy, the convenient tow-behind restroom for all of your natural needs. Stores conveniently in its own 12x18-foot space when not in use. See your local Willys dealership for more information.