So why am I putting dumb photos of the staff members in this issue's sideways? To be honest, the well is starting to run dry. we need you to send us your whoops, weird sightings, wacky pranks, or anything entertaining regarding the world of Jeeps. e-mail your digital photo submissions to christian.hazel@jpmagazine.com and remember: the larger the image size, the better. If you're still in the stone Age, snail mail them on over to: Jp Magazine, sideways edition, 6420 wilshire Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90048. don't worry about coming up with a caption or any words. That's what I get paid for.
Editor, John Cappa
"I got tired of coming up with opening lines for the dating scene. Now, instead of asking, "what's your sign?" I just whip out the cute, little puppy from my jacket, and chicks swoon."
Associate editor, Pete Trasborg
"Dude, it couldn't be easier. All I had to do was sever the transmogrification grid coupler and solder in a jumper wire from the hyperalloyilum capacitor connecting my new homemade voice recognition circuit to the motherboard. Then I simply wrote a piggyback program that I uploaded after hacking into my phone company's satellite control grid's system. From there, it gets a little complicated, but the end results were well worth it. Now I get 3.5 bars on my cell phone instead of 3.2 bars while sitting at my desk."
Technical editor, Christian Hazel
"'Cause someday, the dead are really going to turn into zombies, and when they do, a little extra stopping power won't be a bad thing." (Maybe this is why new office hires are afraid to talk to Hazel.)