The Evil Truck Highlights
So I paid $800 for a solid but incomplete '68 M-715 with inoperable brakes, no engine or T-case, and in need of a ton of work. Here are some highlights.
 The rear shoes were coated...  The rear shoes were coated in a thick and saucy mixture of gear oil, grease, and brake fluid. I thought I ordered front and rear shoes from Memphis Equipment, only to laugh out loud when the box arrived a week later. Apparently, Memphis sells the shoes individually and not as pairs, so keep that in mind when ordering. The axle is disconnected from the springs so I could remove the springs and flip the shackles back down like stock. |  Here's the reason I couldn't...  Here's the reason I couldn't get a firm pedal no matter how many times I bled the brakes. The factory wheel cylinders were corroded solid. I got info from Trasborg and www.m715zone.com on how to slightly enlarge the cylinder mounting holes in the backing plates so you can use '93-'94 Ford E-350 van wheel cylinders. |  Allow me to introduce you...  Allow me to introduce you to the nail in the coffin. Hot Rod's Editor in Chief David Freiburger gave me the incredibly skuzzy Chevy 350 out of the magazine's Project F-Bomb '73 Camaro. He probably thought I'd at least rebuild it, but I'm apparently not that bright. |
Previous owner shenanigans:
* Swapped-in Chevy 400 small-block and NP200 T-case yanked and discarded
* Rear shackle position flipped
* Scary lengthened front shackles installed
* Hood hinges missing
* Construction-steel front bumper and tow bar
* Mismatched tires
* 24-volt wiring pulled apart
Mail-order parts not available at local NAPA Auto Parts:* Brake shoes PN 9333585-2530 (Memphis Equipment)
* Inner tubes PN 11430d and flaps PN84265 (International Tire & Tube)
* Front shackles (Saturn Surplus)
* Parts to get engine running (Summit Racing)
* 13/38-16 Super Swamper tires (Interco)
* Radiator (Radiators.com)
* Flywheel (Centerforce)
 I had a Centerforce Dual Friction...  I had a Centerforce Dual Friction clutch assembly on the shelf from a past project. A new Centerforce neutral-balance flywheel went on, and I sank the engine into the chassis with little drama. Outside temperature averaged a brisk 112 degrees for most of the two weeks I actually spun wrenches on the truck. |  Summit Racing came to the...  Summit Racing came to the rescue with oodles of affordable equipment. For less than $400 I got a brand-new Summit high-performance HEI distributor, plug wires, oil pan, high-volume oil pump, 100-amp alternator, a Flex-A-Lite fan, Fel-Pro gaskets, and other assorted odds and ends to make the incomplete 350 run. While the pan was off I checked the bearings, which were hashed but serviceable. A compression check would've shown the nonexistent ring seal and completely wasted valve guides. Oh well. |  While the Swampers were being...  While the Swampers were being mounted by a local truck shop, I fired the engine for the first time. The smoke screen should've been a warning, but I took it to be leftover JB-80 lube and engine oil in the cylinders from the engine being upside down on the engine stand. Wishful thinking. |
Timeline of a Meltdown
Week 1: Scramble to gather T-case, crossmembers, mail-order parts, clean out crap.
Week 2: Pick up junk engine donated by Hot Rod Magazine, reseal engine, assemble clutch, finish other story projects and articles for deadlines.
Week 3: Summer weather hits records with sustained temps of 115-degrees Fahrenheit and high humidity for entire week. Hit junkyard for miscellaneous parts. Install engine. Thrash on brakes.
Week 4: Have tires mounted as soon as inner tubes arrive. Make dozens of trips to parts store 15 miles away for correct radiator hoses, starter that works, and hundreds of other odds and ends. Fix incoherent wiring job. Waste three days trying to have stock radiator fixed. Get hassled for hours and hours at California DMV.
Night before departure: Rebuild carb twice. Replumb fuel system again. Swap leaking master cylinder. Take first test drive night before departure to discover engine would never make it.
As the sun fell and I mounted the rig for my first test drive some 7.5 miles to a buddy's house, so did my hopes of making it to Colorado with the junkyard engine. The fuel filter quickly filled with rusty scale and the level of smoke from the tailpipes was simply comical. About three miles from home on the return trip it started bucking, backfiring, and stalling. I limped it back home, but the engine burned 1.5 quarts of oil in its 15 miles of driving, the carburetor is a throwaway, the fuel tank needs to be rinsed, and the front-left brake really needs some attention. The Evil Truck wins this round, but I'll be back with more horsepower and a total disregard for its well-being.